friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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(Source: official-loser-club)

aidn:

@my friends who can see emojis: 😘

as for my friends who can’t, enjoy this Square Of Friendship

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(Source: sadtit)