me peeing


me:  shit son
me:  sHIT
me:  that water is barely yellow
me:  
me:  
me:  
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me:  i am hydrated as HELL

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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svvords:

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jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her